Unfortunately, all my shoes have mysteriously disappeared. I suspect Nargles are behind it. 

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guyfitblr:

salt4life:

i’m sorry what.

I was convinced he was going to hit his head. This is amazing.

guyfitblr:

salt4life:

i’m sorry what.

I was convinced he was going to hit his head. This is amazing.

"May you rule long, Kings and Queens of Narnia, and may your wisdom grace us until the stars rain down from the heavens."

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intergalacticatticusfinch:

cloudyskiesandcatharsis:

Fictitious Dishes, Famous Meals From Literature by Dinah Fried

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size10plz:

optimuspham:

i hope that someone, somewhere, sees this and is actually affected by it enough to make a change. this is terrible.

Unacceptable.

If you are or someone you know is in a situation where there is physical or emotional abuse here is a list of numbers and directories so you can get some help/advice for the situation. In an emergency call 911 or your country’s emergency service number if you need immediate assistance or have already been hurt.

In the US: Call the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1-800-799-SAFE(7233) or TTY 1-800-787-3224

Canada: call the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1-800-363-9010

UK: call Women’s Aid at 0808 2000 247

Australia: Call 1800RESPECT at 1800 737 732. The website also allows you to chat with a qualified and experienced counsellor

New Zealand: Women’s Refuge - 0800733843

Are You Ok - 0800 456 450 (the website is full of information and support services contacts for families experiencing violence).

Worldwide: Visit International Directory of Domestic Violence Agencies for a global lists of helplines, shelters, and crisis centres.

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What do you mean the doors stuck, try jiggling the handle.

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thevegancart:

(Via: http://instagram.com) ‘If you keep good food in the fridge, you will eat good food’. So much fruit and vegetables. Bought #bananas #avocado #kumara #potatoes #redonion #freshherbs #cherrytomatoes #carrots #yellowtomatoes #grapes #limes #feijoas #capsicum #passionfruit #parsnip #cucumber #silverbeet #lemons #pesto and was given a #watermelon and #butternut this week. Would hate to add up how much I spend on fruit and vegetables each week. #vegetables #vegan #vegetarian #fruit #kitchen #fridge

thevegancart:

(Via: http://instagram.com) ‘If you keep good food in the fridge, you will eat good food’. So much fruit and vegetables. Bought #bananas #avocado #kumara #potatoes #redonion #freshherbs #cherrytomatoes #carrots #yellowtomatoes #grapes #limes #feijoas #capsicum #passionfruit #parsnip #cucumber #silverbeet #lemons #pesto and was given a #watermelon and #butternut this week. Would hate to add up how much I spend on fruit and vegetables each week. #vegetables #vegan #vegetarian #fruit #kitchen #fridge

the golden trio

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meanplastic:

I LOVE BABY ANIMALS

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

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